Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on April 14, 2014.
I seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
i accept high fives only on my ass
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way