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There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

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Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

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Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

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- I’m so sorry, Red. I let you down.
- No, you didn’t.

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losing everything but weight

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Words. To. Live. By.

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Bao Bao at the National Zoo in Washington D.C. on July 29, 2014.

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I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic to be safe....

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when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful


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So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

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